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"Tests and Breasts" is the fifth episode of the Freaks and Geeks TV series. It was written by Bob Nickman and directed by Ken Kwapis. The episode first aired on November 6, 1999.

Summary

Lindsay agrees to tutor Daniel in algebra, but he doubts her effectiveness. Daniel manages to steal a test from the teacher's office and then asks Lindsay to help him fill in the answers. Sam, Neal and Bill begin sex education class.

Plot

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Trivia

  • The ending to the joke told throughout the episode ("How do you think I rang the doorbell?") belongs to this: A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper. She asks for three things: 1. A man who will treat her nicely, 2. A man who won't leave her, and 3. A man who is good in bed. Several weeks go buy without a result, and the woman is resigned to life without a man who can embody those qualities. Then, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find an armless, legless man in a wheelchair. He says, "I'm here about the ad in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and I have no legs, so I can't run away from you." The woman is skeptical, and asks, "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Cast

Further to the regular cast members appearing in all the episodes, the present episode also has the following recurring cast and guest stars:

Recurring roles Guest stars

opening credits:

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end credits:

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Episode Soundtrack

Song titleArtistAlbumYear
"Takin' Care of Business" Bachman–Turner Overdrive Bachman–Turner Overdrive II 1973
"Superfly" Curtis Mayfield Super Fly 1972
"Love's Theme" Love Unlimited Orchestra Rhapsody in White 1974
"Little Dreamer" Van Halen Van Halen 1978
"Debris" The Faces A Nod Is as Good as a Wink...To a Blind Horse 1971

External links


Episodes
1: Pilot - 2:  Beers and Weirs - 3: Tricks and Treats - 4: Kim Kelly Is My Friend - 5: Tests and Breasts - 6: I'm with the Band - 7: Carded and Discarded - 8: Girlfriends and Boyfriends - 9: We've Got Spirit - 10: The Diary - 11: Looks and Books - 12: The Garage Door - 13: Chokin' and Tokin' - 14: Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers - 15: Noshing and Moshing - 16: Smooching and Mooching - 17: The Little Things - 18: Discos and Dragons

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